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 Sunday, September 12, 2010
 at 9:49 PMOMG !!! Just look at these lashes, They are not mine loh ):
Dumb dumb eye lashes, Damn long and thick can. Don't understand why he have so 'girl girl' eyes, Very 迷人 loh ! 電死我了 , HAHAHAA >.< Today is the 31st time.  9 Words Women Use Warning to the man about arguments and can be avoid if you remember the terminology. #1 Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. #2 Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. #3 Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. #4 Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! #5 Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) #6 That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. #7 Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever'). #8 Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*** YOU! #9 Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. xoxo, you know you love me Older Posts |